Sometimes when I whip my dick out it looks REAL impressive. This, was NOT one of those times.
What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
i walked in the apt and she was vacuuming. i asked why and she said so we could have sex on the floor. i love clean freaks.
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do you think theyll let us bring mariachis to the strip club?
His penis is literally smaller than my cell phone. I can't go out like that.
What has two arms, one testicle and no credit card debt? This guy.
She just causally held my limp dick in her hand the entire movie. Her parents were cuddling on the couch too..that brave!
It was the hardest I ever came in my life and once I could see straight again I just looked at him and said "cool"
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That moment when the line ‘If you want a hot body you better work bitch’ in Britney Spears’ new song comes on as you’re using two forks to shovel enchilada into your mouth.
they asked me about my neuroscience major and I said 'the brain is the outer space of the body' and passed out. it appears my ivy league education is not going to waste
We're fucking and Lee Greenwood God Bless the USA comes on and he came. It was the most Roll Tide America moment of my life.
Mom and dad should be so proud half of their children have gotten naked in the same local grocery store
I have vodka and 50 pizza rolls best spring break ever
Are you drunk already?
Not already - at LAST.
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