Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
I am slurping my drink like I am going to the electric chair
I gave up sex with dolphins for you.
well on the bright side, he charges $60 for an eighth
so he'll probably take me somewhere nice
I'm exhausted and I have velveeta stuck in my teeth
Did you eat out Derrek's girlfriend again?
She wanted to test if her costume allows her to still have sex in it. It does
My 11 year old cousin is wearing a Jane Austen fan club t shirt. I'm trying not to tear into her, but I'm five coronas deep and losing control.
I woke up in what appears to be a taco bell graveyard in my bed.
Now they're talking about doing whiskey shots since they're flipping the turkey over. You might need to drive me home.
We took it as we must go to waffle house or else we will upset the gods.
He brought me breakfast in bed after our one night stand. Beer and Cheerios I may come back to this place
I feel like that's something that he should've asked me over dinner..... instead of with his hand down my pants? maybe not
a large sweaty girl i dont know is sleeping in my bed. A scotish man and a small child looking dude are on the couches im on the floor sleeping and im ok with it
Can finally say I won't be lonely this Valentine's day! Mother nature decided to drop by.
We saw the mini basketball hoop and unicycle and just knew we had to create a new sport
Drunk minds think alike
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