i just heard her through the wall saying "not on my face! NOT on my face!" then a scream and "I SAID NOT ON MY FACE!!!"...nice work dude.
It reminded me of the time my mother gave my Bailey's in my stocking when I was 14.
Not sure if you carved a butthole or vagina in that pumpkin but that didn't stop high Phil from mounting. My study group is horrified.
I could probably do something when Im able to get enough strength to think about thinking about to stand.
So we just left her at the hospital. She is not ruining my Monday night
Haha you were definitely messed up. Let me know if you need anything
Could really use a time machine and a higher self esteem, in that order
The pigeons can smell the fear
Wtf
The shit I just took was four, very distinct colors. Jager night was a success
Is it a bad thing that I'm trimming my nose hairs in anticipation for the 8ball to be delivered?
You walked up to me, grabbed my face and said "I just peed in the sink!"
Oh hell no my vagina is on that screenshot
Go have sex with him right now! Drunk sex is the best sex.
I know but these gold fish are so much better
He woke up and decided to go for a swim in the lake... At about 3am... With his dogs
I mean his penis was perfect in pictures but its even more perfect inside me
So do you guys remember Danny from Tinder?
Sorry I only remember personality traits, not names.
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