HE had a tribal tattoo tramp stamp, jasmine.
Were playing bathroom attendees at the party and making people wash their hands
i made a dollar
I'm a big fan of your penis but I will not sit through an animated movie dedicated to it.
I give you full permission to fuck a rando on my air mattress.
Kid got laid mid-party wearin a fuzzy hat with ears and 40's taped to his bear paws... wtf
We are not in a rock band. We can't continue living like this.
PS my house is a mess.
pps I have a rash on my face.
I'll text you later. I think she thinks we're taking this whole "no sex" thing seriously.
You kept yelling "NO CAPES" at me for no apparent reason
Well its all fun and games until you get naked with your ex in the shower. that's NOT flirting
These beer shits have taken over my entire life.
New fact of life: getting Becca high never helps any situation at all ever.
You were only speaking with either thumbs up, thumbs down, or high fives haha
I just named someones junk. I should not be allowed to talk to people.
It was all like "my feathers evolved from scales of a reptile bitches!!" and I was all like "damn this chocolate milk is AWW SOOME!"
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