i love my job...i have craft hour at my desk w twizzlers
can u grab me a application
She said she was an education major and you replied with "oh I'm taking a semester off too". And we never saw her again...
My favorite part was walking in the bathroom, you fixing yourself in the mirror, calling your reflection a fag, then throwing a haymaker into the paper towel dispenser before going back out to the bar.
The only thing that was weird was that it WASN'T weird when she got out of the shower and saw me blowing him.
I feel like this has turned into my work. But if I get paid sitting under a desk, that's perfectly fine with me.
I'm drunk in a place called Lick-A-Chick. PS. It's not a lesbian hot spot, they sell chicken.
Hey my dad gave me life the least I can do is take him chicken strips and a pack of marlboros.
The first thing we did this morning was see if we could see her barf in the prking lot from the roof. We could. It was in 5 spaces.
He fucked me so hard my nail polish actually chipped. I'm keeping him.
I want to be a supportive friend to her, but I also want to sleep with her ex now that he's single.
And how about the fact that the first time i really truly looked at a guy's dick was in my car. MY CAR. GODDAMNIT!!!
You faceplanted on the railroad tracks and when I tried to tell you to get up, you told me you were "taking a quick breather"
Its official, kitchen-couch is my favorite.
You passed out again didn't you?
its likely that this occurred.
Do you ever just admire your boobs?
so i may or may not have just had sex on the stage of the lecture hall....
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