Partly cloudy chance of praying to the porcelin gods
hide the guitars, Nate just learned to play free fallin'
the quote on the bathroom wall was "stop reading this and focus on peeing" and i realized i'd peed on the seat.
so he went down on me and i thought i heard him say "you're smelly" to my vagina
i got awkward and finally asked him what he said
he actually said "you want some dick?" to my vagina. which is worse? either way he's talking to it
I've had cake for breakfast the past 3 days. You tell me how bikini season is going.
I want a vodka facial right about now. I'm talking about straight vodka bukkake
Do you think the party boat will still go out if there is a hurricane?
Spotted: woman loading franzia into a toddler-sized shopping cart for her child to push. Beautiful.
Have you resumed life with the rest of the world yet or are you still huddled in the fetal position while wearing compression gear?
Wow just saw this. Nothing like a little anal sex to ring in 2012.
And now she's hand feeding me pork rines and showing me her angry birds high scores. This is Vegas.
I call it a party but only because that sounds better than 8 people getting drunk around a pool.
I think now I understand why people say my penis is pretty.
And our sex soundtracks thus far have been metal and Star Wars
IF THE SUNS NOT EVEN OUT THEN WHY IS HIS DICK OUT WTF
Took the ex out to the bar, then left with her and her best friend....and you said this was a bad thing.
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