I'm gunna smoke cigs today. I feel like I'm in that powerful and gritty mood which requires them
yeah i was sneaking up to her room and on the way i saw a picture of her and left
hooking up with chicks might be the way to go after all. walk of shame looks better in her clothes.
Yeah, but thats the third time she's peed on me.
I wish my dick could take responsibilities for his own actions
just because you are in college doesnt mean its okay to pregame easter mass.
Just got done fucking the squirter chick. She came when we were in a 69. I now know what it's like to be water boarded.
I don't judge her for getting booty calls at 2 in the morning, so she can't judge me for staying in friday nights and putting spray cheese on pringles.
I might not remember all of last night but I clearly remember the part where I humped the mailbox.
I do wanna see you. And we can just lay here and watch a movie and listen to me cry.
I spilled beer everywhere which led to an oil fire and me melting a spatula again. And then I was late to class so I explained what happened to the teacher.
At 12:16 am. We just got out of the truck and went behind it and fucked. With 3 people in the truck. On the side of the road. As cars drove by.
I decided it might be a good time to stop when he requested I "bring that pussy over here"
Anyone who does not consider cereal and wine as a balanced breakfast needs to leave immediately.
u ever get horny for food. i ordered a bunch of crepes and its doin it 4 me
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