that's when I learned why R Kelly peed on that bitch
I'm bringing poparts in case anyone gets hungry. The trek to frat row is strenuous.
If I threw up, how do I still have the same piece of gum in my mouth from the beginning of the night?
There was a gay guy in drag passed out against the wall but we had sex in there anyway.
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okay just a general question, but if i got arrested, who here would bail me out. this is important.
I heard him say "bet you won't", look over 10 seconds later and she's blowing him.....looked eloquent under the glow of a camp fire.
We were having sex and his high flatmates stood outside his room playing the guitar and singing Somebody to Love by Justin Beiber. Weirdest night ever.
I found a bag of weed while packing. Now packing is like creating tiny universes inside of boxes.
I'm worried my skin won't stretch enough to handle this boner. Then what?
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It was the best of bangs; it was the worst of bangs.
"This is Emily. She likes potatoes. And sometimes laughs and cries at the same time, and has a wonderful butt"
I am more than mildly offended he didn't screenshot the snapchat of my boobs.
In the middle of pounding my asshole he stopped and said, "do you want to get breakfast after this?"
drinking vodka out of a wine glass to feel a little bit classier about myself.
He stumbled out of their hotel room and yelled, "I'M ON A STATEWIDE TOUR. I'VE BEEN IN KENTUCKY AND OKLAHOMA."
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