About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
I either just heard my neighbors having sex or she really agreed with whatever he was talking about.
It's like God shit irony all over that family
I just don't see what's wrong with carrying a water bottle around.
It's not the bottle. It's the fact that you're drinking wine out of a sport bottle at 9 am.
I wanted to take a shower but I forgot we made applesauce in it last night.
There needs to be waaaay more alcohol in my apartment if I am going to survive being unemployed
Currently coming up with judgment, the game. Works well on buses, will probably be more entertaining in bars.
While we were driving she just screams from the backseat: MUMFORD AND SONS DROP THE BANJO and made what were meant to be banjo sound effects
You may want to re-read your sent texts from last night. You were texting me about your "fire shits" spelled 6 different ways between 3 and 5:30 AM.
They used the ice bucket from their room to drink beer from and called it the "Holy Grail"
Is it okay to send him a "thanks for the sexual awakening" note?
I am in an eBay bidding war over a build a bear one direction tshirt, this is who you choose to bone
Your dad was just slow dancing with the priest and holding a beer. Classic
He forgot how to sit. we had to pick him up and set him down.
My manager gave me an envelope with money in it before he had vacation, and when I asked what it was for, he said it will be his bail money.
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