it's business casual sex. like no kissing, shake hands after, occasional frequency
Why would you say my penis is small in front of so many people?
its like she was born with a silver dick in her mouth
He kept saying that the puke outside the theater wasn't his and it was all a set up to keep him from partying with the whores. Then he passed out on the sidewalk.
I'm on strict orders from her to keep sleeping with you until you give her a job next summer.
Its not christmas eve unless I give him head. I wont take no for an answer
She has puke on the back of her shirt not quite sure how the hell she did that
I'm really stoned in my underwear. I probably won't make it to the bar.
Thank god I didn't get free from the hospital restraints. I wouldent have lasted long drunk, startled and in an ass-less gown In D.C.
There is not enough whiskey in the world to get me through what happened on Pretty Little Liars tonight.
First world problems.
Apparently mr clean magic erasers don't clean blood off the ceiling
It was like sex on an active volcano surrounded by the night sky and bloodhounds. And by that I mean it was nice.
I hate to be the bearer of bad news, but yours is no longer the biggest penis I've seen. It is however, still the prettiest.
Does it count as a threesome if your friend drunkenly has sex on top of you while you're passed out?
You told everybody that you were a dragon and then projectile vomited all over the kitchen.
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