I didn't join FB to see my only child straddle that boy in all her pictures.
So guy #2, the dancer, is programmed into my phone under the name H.uy. His number- 11 digits. I should have stopped drinking.
I don't care where my tongue is but i t's going to be in all the pictures.
It smells like wine and fried chicken. Im confused and intrigued.
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She brought an overnight bag to my party. Might as well have shown up wearing only a thong and a bottle of whip cream in her hand.
Haha im about to meet my shrink &i have so much shit to tell him i made an outline
should we take a power nap before our cocaine gets here?
thanks for stopping by when you did. making a meatball quesadilla while high was a bad choice
Like. There is beer on the other side of that door and 6 yards in. If he's not back in 20 minutes to let me in, I am using this tree as a battering ram.
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Its not that hard, just find a girl reading 50 shades of grey and point her my way
I feel like drug tests are a little less "random" when you are employed by your father.
Please tell me that SOMEONE, SOMEWHERE, has created a drink called a 'Tequila Mockingbird'. PLEASE.
I think I'm just going to get a farm, a vibrater, and a lot of wine.
FYI bail money is still in my drawer. I know you have no car but you need to know this for tomorrow.
Thanks for going with me today. It’s been a long time since I bought bra and panties because of a guy
It’s called “shopping for lingerie” and it’s one of the many exciting and sexy things that follow a divorce, along with sexting, sleepovers, and orgasms
But, our next lesson is picking up a younger guys at the bar!
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