Prereq for being on nyc prep: money, bitchy, and a lazy eye... if only you were rich
Still waiting. He said he'd call between 2 and 10... apparently he's like the Comcast of drug dealers.
is this the sara with the beer cane?
No she hasen't showed up to my place yet, last I heard she was puking as she was walking without stopping near the park.
until he told me my vag was like a juicy apple and he loved eating it, yes, i really did think we were both sober.
I'm currently being signed up to be painted nude for a college art class. ah yes best high decision ever
I am sending my doctor an XXXMas card thanking him for my tits!
I gotta say, I do way better with the ladies than I do the men. So if it turns out being gay is a choice, then I'm going to go ahead and choose it.
Okay hun. Well my neighbors haven't called the cops yet so I think we're good. No more burning in the yard.
SKIIIIIIIIIIII, trip mo foes! Let-ith the epic- ness begin ith. Heroes go forth, nAy Sayers fuckin die. This is for the good of mankind! See you on the morrow
Apologies to the number who did not expect to get this but certainly be jealous of us.
I walked in and saw her crying and singing to her dog
I also told the bartender he probably had a beautiful spleen
He just ate a tooth whitening strip...
I'm at home, drunk, and I just called the guy I lost my virginity to and invited him to my wedding.. I've got to stop drinking by myself.
What is ur current declared sexuality for my bingo board
Randomize
