awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
I hope im prettier
yea, just so you know this whole self-loathing thing is getting pretty fucking annoying
Is my tampon string too long for this dress?
He just posted pic of sad weiner and half a butt cheek. That is it. I HATE online dating.
how lazy do you have to be to be a fat vegetarian?
A university police officer just hhigh fived me when i drunkenly stumbled into Aderhold. Fucking 5 o'clock somewhere.ITS IN CASABLANCA RIGHT NOW! TIME ZONES!
Put you drinking hat aside for Tuesday. My buddy is bartending!
I just puked in my drinking hat.
Pretty sure I was rubbing Halloween candy all over my face and saying "these are my bitches."
We wore fake mustaches and shirts that said team mustache ride to a party we weren't even invited to
You can't mix blow jobs, bacon, and Star Wars.
A) just did. And b-z) that sounds like a great Sunday morning.
That tampon felt like a stick in my vagina, I am never making a drunken tampon choice again. Friends don't let friends choose tampons drunk.
He asked me to come stay with him so he could "see that ass and watch Harry Potter."
but if we have a President Trump come Tuesday, I might throw myself off the Walt Whitman Bridge so Thursday might not work for me after all.
I love her so much I can forgive her for wearing crocs
No I'm not high but I did cry for over an hour tonight because I realized that they never made a sequel to "Under the Tuscan Sun" with Diane Lane.
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