so i woke up thsi morning with a phadora on my head, no shirt and a huge hangover? want to help me figure this out?
you kept falling over in mid-conversation and you just got right back up as if nothing happened...
the last thing i remember is inserting the sippy stray into the jack daniel's.
Worst night here by far. And ive slipped in my own piss so thats saying something
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Well I can cross being naked in a minivan off the list
Not good... He ate my chips. Thats not a sex analogy for anything. My actual potato chips... gone. I lost on both ends.
If you hear a sad honk in the wind it is me.
Really stoned me is having a very serious, intent conversation with my mom about egg rolls and koolaid flavors.
He said that he doesn't like skittles. This relationship is over an it hasn't even started yet.
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I went out with a plan. I came home with a Brian. THIS WAS NOT PART OF THE PLAN.
My vagina needs a break, I had to ice it with a beer bottle last night.
He was 6'5 and wearing a kilt, how could I not fuck him
She made me undress her with my teeth...explains the button in my shit this morning...
Eventually I will start sleeping with people who actually want to hangout with me the next day... But not today
....even the bartender was embarrassed for her
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