it's not the walk of shame if you do it in cowboy boots.
I like complaining with weaving words and complex sentences. It makes me seem more sophisticated and less bitchy.
I woke up this morning with gum gluing my ass cheeks together..
I can't decide if I actually want to know or not..
Yes, I am watching The Hills Have Thighs. And yes it is a porno remake of The Hills Have Eyes. And, again, yes, lesbian sex in the desert. Get the sand out.
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you handed me your bra at the bar and said 'hold my purse'
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
On the bright side his mom approves of me. Though it's apparently because she sleeps with married men and has a soft spot for "fellow homewreckers"
He gave me a card that said "I'm so glad we found each other... In the pants" and a pat on the head... My walk of Shame wasn't so bad.
its just been over 12 hours, and i`m dying, don`t know how i`m supposed to survive the holidays sexless
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Ok ladies its the usual spring break system. 5 for a guy, 10 for a non-lesbian girl and double points is its a group thing. Hottest guy of the day is an additional 15. GAME ON
You know the cave of wonders in Aladdin? That's how I feel about his apartment. Except with blow and other treasures.
I'm 50% okay with that amount of body contact... plus/minus 7% based on where blood may flow.
Just please try not to piss Danny off, I really can't afford to find a new drug dealer again
I really prefer to do my walks of shame in the summer
After the 2nd person threw up, you told us that your 'mint shooters' were just shots of mint mouthwash
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