I just rolled a spliff on a dora the explorer tv tray. Preschool education meet afterschool special.
The guy at McDonald's just told us there is no flash photography allowed.
Your clothes are in washers 2,3 and 4. I arranged by darks, whites, then frat... I'm not even joking
The night was doomed the minute I started taking shots with an apple as a chaser.
Everytime I walk into a bathroom at school that I've taken a pregnancy test in I get a little bit nostalgic....
hey, do you know how many packets of jello it takes to turn a handle of vodka into slutty girls?
if by "adventure" you actually mean "getting ridiculously high and shaving our legs," then yes.
Dude, she brought over peach cobbler, weed and alcohol plus I'm gonna get laid. She's by far the coolest sister you have.
I'm gonna make a therapist very happy and very wealthy this semester.
Well, I found the missing blow... in my fucking suitcase... THIS MORNING. Yeah, I flew from FL to NY with blow in my suitcase yesterday.
I told you to check, dude
Yeah, AFTER I checked my bag and I was already sitting on a plane. Oh well. I figured worst case I'd do like 15 hours in county and I was totally prepared for that anyways. I always prepare for that when we hang out.
I can't believe she made out with my 15 year old brother. That kid can seriously pull.
You know the cave of wonders in Aladdin? That's how I feel about his apartment. Except with blow and other treasures.
Fun times on public transportation. I just had a guy imply that I was racist cause I didn't want to talk to him when I was clearly reading my book and he was clearly on coke.
just move with us, we wanted to get a dog. youre kind of the same thing..
THERE ARE SO MANY HOT DADS AT WHOLE FOODS
Randomize
