For real. Like, if I ever had to choose a last meal, I would just choose to get high and eat whatever was around.
Were taking tot shots. If toddlers could drink these are the size of shots they would take
Well were gunna have to wash the couch cover now...maybe even the couch, soap or fire your decision
Dude are you alive? We drank shit that made a german bartender blow chunks.
my mom just said "if you had sex with someone you don't really like I'm going to be so mad at you" HOW DOES EVERYBODY KNOW
Dear god. Please. Please do NOT deprive yourself of dick for 90 days. Blood will spill. Wolverines will howl. I can't handle that kind of terror.
Lets watch game of thrones and have sex every time someone is naked. It'll be like a drinking game but better.
With everyone putting up pictures of their moms on Facebook it's time to go single MILF hunting.
Sorry I twat blocked you earlier I didn't know Sam was over. But, my house my rules, I don't have to knock before I enter. I did see naked butts and smelt "Sex Stank" in the air, we're going to have to set some ground rules when I get home. Hugs and kisses..Mom
Putting a bow on your dick doesn't make it a real present
And somehow i feel like your expectations will turn out to be illegal in some way.
I'm covered in glow paint and shame. I'm never leaving this country
Apparently I was so drunk last night I got stuck in the revolving door at the hotel. They have suveliance vidoes of it.
i think we reached that point in our drunkenness where even the creeps found us intolerable
I woke up thinking it was Friday. I was disappointed (to say the least). I am pretty sure I have gained the quarantine fifteen (but I won’t know until I try to put something other than elastic-waisted shorts on). And I am probably going to need dentures because I am grinding my teeth so much. But hey--this is temporary, right?
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