i think ur clone was at the club last week. she slapped some tall girl in the face who tried to steal her spot on the podium. i dont know if ur like her, but she seemd like a ninja badass with superpowers
She def said "you had your chance!" after telling me she had a boyfriend. Like a pile of dogshit lecturing me on how I missed out on having itself stuck to the bottom of my shoe.
I'm gonna write a book, Things that go bump in the night: The story of Katelyn. Chapter one, my roommate is a dumb whore.
u sent me just one boob. one just doesnt do it for me. u dont get full on a half a rack of ribs u need a full one
He offered but I said no. I didn't think it'd be cool to accept cupcakes in the mens room of a gentlemans club.
how did i get to the car and why are my shoes broken
Idgaf if he's a manwhore, he's like the mt. everest of penises. howcan I NOT try to put that inside me?
Just had a tv talk show interview in my mirror. Got into to some pretty heavy shit man, would have made good viewing.
Oh shit I just realized the ropes are still tied to the bedposts
Well he walked in last night, yelled at me for not playing any music and started dancing.
I have to shave my legs first. I'm afraid tiny woodland creatures will fly out if he tries touches them.
Dude I puked in a snow bank and then fell face first into it
I was really proud of me too last night! Found a discarded hamburger that I have no memory of at the foot of the bed. Instead of a Dude. I'm really growing as a person
Now all I have unanswered questions and a fucked up finger
Two of us got arrested. Gonna be delayed a bit. Save me a burger.
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