This guy behind me is answering all of her questions. I may give him a lapdance to take my next test for me
Dude. No way. She insults the term butterface. She's a butternothing.
We've started doing pot butter shots. WHY AREN'T U HERE
My mind hurts. I feel like I drank sand yesterday.
Hey is there a picture of me in a trash can on your phone?
Dave used his AAA card to get my car towed to my house so I could get drunk. Evil genius.
I'm not saying Tijuana was a bad idea, I'm saying that we make poor life choices. And Steve was robbed by the police.
What's the right thing to say when he sends me a picture of his penis ?
I just got head while watching air force one. Harrison ford would be proud.
Is it bad to have a craving for speed? I feel like my nose is thirsty.
Either you got hacked or we need to have a serious discussion about sending penis enlargement emails to your straight friends and why you shouldn't. It sends the wrong message.
You shouted, "LOOK I'M HAWKEYE," and beaned mike with a dildo from across the room.
Long story short I'm making an I'm sorry card for a girl I dont remember having sex with
I climbed out of the shower to him sitting on the floor trimming his pubes with nail clippers, we both just started laughing at how drunk we were
Cant get off the floor. Need more beer. Send help.
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