I want to take things slow emotionally, but fast physically
Is it sad I memorized the exact change required for a #7 at Wendy's?
you definitely have a few illegitimate kids
probs. Not too worried about it though. MOst girls are too embarrassed that they let me into their pants that they'll never admit its mine
finally cleaned my dorm for the first time all year. bleach is awesome.
Dude... Hand job in the lake... It was as weird as it sounds.
Everything smells like blood and olive oil.
Just had to hide the fact that I'm not wearing underwear from my 7 year old niece.
Sorry about waking up naked in your bed this morning.
Just watched two people have sex in the pool. Hope you enjoy your yeast infection courtesy of the comfort inn.
Yeah. Still not happy that my prof saw a picture of my vag.
A Morman just tried to recruit me and I told him "Trust me, you don't want me"
He deserves someone who will touch his penis at 3 a.m.
My date ended with her leaving the bar with that guy who used to jerk off in the back of the school bus.
The angle I tried to shoot a load on her face was unfortunate. I accidentally came on the David Bowie tribute she had out. Oddly, that made it more erotic.
Someone threw up pink in the shower, there's a golf cart tipped over on the lawn and Cousin Brian is missing. What could Friday night throw at us?
Randomize
