You don't have to be emotionally available for a blow job.
Sunscreen. In my vag. I hate summer sex.
she's a gynecology student. i don't know if my dick's ready for that kind of pressure.
Should I mail that cop his nightstick or just throw it away?
Chapter 6 - how to lose your underwear in chicago
figured after she passed out and i threw up in her bed, morning sex would be pushing it.
As he walked by me and gave me his dreamy smile full of dimples all i could think was 'I gave you chlamydia'.
My dad found me naked curled up under a towel on the couch with a fucking tub of butter and a spoon. Ambien Mondays are dead
just saw a guy snowshoeing to the liqour store
was it you?
...yes
We watched scrubs, then I got a shower blowjob which led to shower sex and the living room floor sex. Now she's baking cookies. I may not be studying, but I'm doing something right.
if i do community service solely to impress a guy, everyone wins, right?
except your soul
You are in a fancy European city. The best way to truly experience the city is through Tinder
It's times when I'm naked but also want to be platonically social that I miss you the most.
Watch out for the bush at the end of your steps. it comes out of nowhere
Yay I only have ONE giant mystery bruise from yesterday
Randomize
