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he fucked me so hard my future children felt it
Dude we need to petition the city about running buses later, none of my booty calls own cars
i will pay you if you can come get me. he just suggested that we would have a hockey themed wedding.
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Going to have to start putting down newspaper if puking the bed is going to be a habit
His penis will pick the quickest route to vagina. it's like an biological onstar.
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Oh no I would never do that to her. But when you're single again let me know. Cheating penis is definitely better than single penis. But she has claws.
Triple a is towing cars for free tonight and tomorrow night. Can we take advantage of this ?
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Last night you told me to stop being Martha Stewart and asked if I had Taco Bell in my house
I asked him if we could hang out sometime when we weren't hammered. He said he'd email me his number... that's when I knew I was going to die alone
Reports of my death were greatly exaggerated.
We just broke my bed mid-sex, laughed, then continued. If that isn't true love I don't know what is.
I can't have the last guy who touched my vagina be my coworker.
I woke up with leftover chocolate syrup on my nipples. WTF happened last night??
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