i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
He was a level 5 clinger dude i dont need to be told how ridiculously awesome i am all the time, if so id just hang out with my mom
What's the protocol for seeing the two girls you've been sleeping with in the store WHILE buying condoms?
3some
You're right, stupid question.
he used his one phone call on me and it said "you have a collect call from- LETS GET IT- at the montgomery county jail".
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I just got hit on by my highschool french teacher. I need to stop going to this bar.
Its against the rules to not make you aware of his virgin situation prior to penetration
So, do you ever feel like EVERY SINGLE ONE OF YOUR FRIENDS IS INVOLVED IN A MASSIVE AND INTRICATE CONSPIRACY TO COCKBLOCK YOU AT ALL COSTS?
DO NOT EAT ONE OF DONOVANS WEED RICE CRISPIES. I REPEAT DO NOT EAT IF YOU VALUE YOUR EYE BALLS
I have to bobbypin his pubes for us to have sex. The other day he wanted me to braid them.
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Remember camping when you drank 36 beers to yourself in one day and puked in your tent? Ready for round 2?
But I do know they give away thousands and thousands in booze
My liver has a boner
It just makes me feel nauseous. And I don't want to feel nauseous when all I really want is to get off.
that's the second time I've left that bar and slept with the person that's driven my car. thank god I don't take cabs..
I haven't gotten this high alone in a long time. I keep looking at the cat waiting for her to say something.
Is there any reason why a taxidermic donkey head is in the shower?
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