She just wrapped her tongue around my thumb.....lizard girl may be my next wife.
Can I sell my birth control in a yard sale?
He has to watch his girlfriends kitten. Even when she is in Vegas, her pussy keeps him from getting into mine.
If i ever start ordering tequila again please tackle me to the ground and steal my wallet
we knew we'd be okay when we walked up to the dealers house and he asked us to please be quiet as to not wake his nana.
nothing says roomie bonding better than a sunday shroom trip.
doing an easter egg hunt in a liquor store right now. i feel so adult
BTW the amount of schmoozing I am doing towards some guy for an ID that may or may not look like you... You better love me.
BTW I totally understand panda express being popular amongst the highs. I can feel the shrimp being slaughtered in my mouth. It's fantastic.
Happy birthday and sorry I punched your friend in the face
I'm glad you enjoyed the night but why were you calling me "daddy"?
Is it possible to hurt your vagina working out, because I think my Dumbass accomplished that... 😯😟😒😓
Do I even want to know?
He was the perfect gentleman on our first date. Took me out for candlelit dinner at a fancy restaurant, held open the door, walked me home, and made me cum three times before he got his.
dude, totally just walked home...using pizza as gloves
he told me he had a gf and in the very next sentence asked if I wanted to have sex.
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