Did you know nanny-cams work just as well for recording that blow job on the sofa?
The drink u got me is pineapple something w. Cigarete ashes in it.ima drink it anyway
Did you write "I hope this gives you aids" on my box of capn crunch?
we made out at a charity event. really i was helping the fight against aids...
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The vagina on Hilton Head is mighty fine this time of year.
I just need three more girls to complete my 'Freak-a-leak' bang list. Know any girls named Zahra, Shavon, or Daronda?
She told me a motorboat isn't successful unless they come out gasping for air. MISSION ACCOMPLISHED!!!
The other night I NICELY told her she looked like Jack Sparrow
When we tried to make a video I set the camera to 3sec pictures accidentally so instead of a movie we have a flipbook of our sex.
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I faked more orgasms with him then ever should be allowed for someone this pretty.
I feel as if I need Plan B just being in the same room as them for more than 5 minutes.
Also...I'm semi-dating the drug dealer that took me to bible study
I told her to to let go of her rationtal thoughts and just enjoy the fact that i was going down on her till she passed out from sheer orgasmic pleasure.
so hungover i had to get off the train to puke, rallied and went to work. not sure if that's an adulting win or fail
He does impressions. Handy knowing you can get fucked by one guy and pretend a group of celebrities is running a train on you.
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