I un-blacked out around 7am watching J.lo videos on youtube
I got drunk and smashed his tv with the keg and so he blames me for being evicted.
When the cops came you just told them you'd go to your time out corner.
She gave him a lap dance on the glass table. You can guess how that ended
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his life revolves around getting high and answering people on yahoo answers. he's perfect for you.
Put a customer on hold today while I threw up. If I don't get employee of the month, I'm suing.
she got the mcdonald's logo tattooed on her ass. sober. yesterday at noon.
You can't give me tequila around boys who have girlfriends. That ain't new.
Because that's what you do with poop. You expect the worst.
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I refuse to believe this is a lapse in my dick hunting skills. It's gotta be the gods playing a game.
This is like a walk of shame down memory lane.
You just kept yelling "you ain't got no pancake mix." to the tv screen
I just talked to him. no worries he had the same fears you did this morning and smelled the dryer to make sure. you officially did not pee in there haha
My boyfriend just called me on his poop break from work.... Is that what you meant by moving too fast?
But seriously like how many girls do you know that will do that on the first date?
One?
ONE! And it was was glorious!
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