i crushed up some extenze and put them in his protein powder - should make for an interesting gym experience
blowing a .13 at 10 AM isn't nearly as cool as I thought it would be.
Plus apparently whenever one of her friends loses their virginity they get a party with a funfetti cake which I found funny
You pulled the fire alarm because you had to shit and there was someone in the bathroom. you said you needed privacy
Just suggested things for my dad to get my mom for Christmas in terms of "yeah you'll get laid."
He said to me this morning that we should finish these beers, go and get plan B then on the way back, go to the pub to celebrate the death of our baby. I love Manchester.
We broke the shower door. Completely off. His roommates were not happy but I sure was
isnt this the same guy you hooked up with on his birthday and he then asked, "you were at me birthday?" the next time you were together?
You're only allowed to hookup with one freshman a semester. MAKE IT COUNT.
Lets have the type of night where its 5am and one of us has definitely punched someone who has been on a Disney Channel show.
It's no longer hooking up, we have definitely graduated to Sport Fucking....
I found the crust to my pizza under my covers that's cool
This morning we had sex while he was wearing a full length fur jacket and sunglasses... I wasn't even phased
What are u up to today?
Marathon sex and eating.
I peed in my closet, which at the time looked like a sparkly bathroom...
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