Cure to hiccups..road head..high five
For those pictures, I will suffer this headache.
You need Jesus. Or a midol and a snickers. Whichever.
Found you in the bushes with fireworks, a teacup and no shoes. Decided it was a bad time to wake you.
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She passed out in the backyard, making "face down" snow angels ... so they could have a smile.
she wouldn't play beer pong with me unless I took off the rollerskates.
say it with me now .. the "golden" penis. his nickname does not disappoint.
Is it too early to start a donation jar for my 4th of july hospital bills?
i tried to propose to him with my nipple ring but i couldnt figure out how to take it out
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Blacked-in to me, shirtless, giving myself finger guns in the mirror and rapping "stacks in the club stacks stacks in the club."
Come share oat with me in your robe
I'm potentially being cockblocked by Old Man Winter. What the fuck did I do to piss off an entire season?
I've never met a penis that didn't think I was awesome.
I just thought I should tell you that I always know what you are doing. Everywhere. Every time. -Your loving Mother
Played Gay Bar on the jukebox and pissed off the Republicans here. Best day before birthday ever.
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