I heard Topanga got a DUI. I need that mugshot asap.
Sundresses, hats, and big glasses. That is the greatest trick the devil ever taught women.
who has that picture of us looking like alcoholics at the zoo?
We tried. It's impossible to cum while bouncing on a trampoline. It's like trying to sneeze while keeping your eyes open.
Experimentation with dessert toppings followed by shower sex. Only logical progression bro.
I'm seeing how long I can hold this wine in my mouth. I have so many adventures! I'm like Teddy Ruxpin!
margarita monday on the first day back? my gpa is telling me noo! but my heart is telling me goo! I am conflicted..
That's what you get for dating construction workers you meet in tunnels.
You understand the drunkenness of my drunkenness
Dude. You stood in a corner laughing your ass off while folding clothes, facing the wall. Yes, they were weed brownies..
It's a "party harder or raise your standards" kind if night.
I did not appreciate your texts about spanking at 3'o'clock this morning.
lesbians are really intense tho, she made me take her eye makeup off and told me she was going to eat me for breakfast
I need to sleep so I can die properly tomorrow.
just saw the most amazing side boob. i wanted to hold it.
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