I swear to god I'm with a high end prostitute right now and shes the most interesting person I've ever met. She just took me in to share an evening.
And as an added bonus she seems to have gotten a blood stain out of my favorite t-shirt
I want a meaningful relationship and i wont get one if i keep giving him blow jobs in my basement while watching family guy.
We tried to get a ride from the same firefigters that were turning off the fire alarm going off at our house.
You kicked in the door when she was blowing him. You dont remember do you?
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I saw he had me in his phone as "the fat twin"
All i remember is Liz dragging me home yelling at me, crying, and barfing
I'm not sending you pictures to jack off to. That's not what friends do
Sex last night was mind blowing. your wife is one lucky lady.
My final act is to send you this message. I love you. Tell my family that I love them. Except my dad. Tell him I said "Eh..." while rocking your hand side to side. And tell Tim that I will always love the idea of him. Tell Caleb I love him so. Take care of Miss Kitty Fantastico. Tell the world that I will watch over. Good bye. I love you.
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I mean I kinda plunged vagina first into my last relationship
Yes. That was the exact moment of my conscience clicking into instant high alert.
He said I took his samurai sword off his wall and proceeded to jump off his porch at people coming home from the bar.
Hahaha more like walk of pride. You entered the lions den last night.
Leaving Denver airport I just saw a group of young Republicans in matching green T-shirts that said "4/20 Baby!"
Help I accidentally unlocked this guy's tragic backstory and I need a rewind button!
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