I have a feeling we are going to become cougars together.
i guess i called my mom last night. she wasnt nearly as impressed with what we did in the bathroom as i was
champagne bombs. Yes, i think that is where things may have gotten out of control.
Let's go free Charlie Sheen and party with him
So, your mugshot picture is behind the counter at B-Dubs, with the caption: "not allowed on premesis."
Going to an AA meeting just so I can fuck him...That's dedication
Drinking vodka straight from my water bottle because of the debate. I just need to forget.
that was THE gayest party i've ever been to
To be fair, the theme was Cabaret. I don't know what you were expecting.
Out of ten? A seven. You pulled your shorts down to your ankles, jumped into the pool and announced you were a merman.
We could have mediocre awkward sex or mediocre stunted/awkward/uncomfortable banter. The possilities are relatively finite
My mom just told me I look like darth vader. how's your night?
If I had an Australian accent I'd be unstoppable. Teach me how you talk
Hey, before I head out, whats your policy on casual drug use and one night stands?
All I'm saying is there better be a bow on your dick for my birthday
We decided it was a good idea to go streaking through the campus. Everything was fine until the sprinklers turned on and we realized the keys were in his pocket.
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