Our teacher totally just got outed in class by a speaker from some lesbian cooperative house
so whenever I text yeah my phone automatically corrects it to yeahhhheeehhyeahyeahh .. too much party in the USA?
At best buy, little boy just crawled into my stall while i was taking a shit
4 feet of snow. teaching the cats how to snow swim. throwing them off the porch and seeing what happens.
this is the second time this week i got a blowjob from a crying girl.
We don't have a ruler. Come downstairs and lay in the snow with a boner so we can see how much snow we've gotten. Put your 8 inches to a less shameful use.
Because you stood over the Ice luge screaming STONE COLD and poured beer on everyone
I just rode a horse than walked onto my property in boarshorts, flip flops, and holding a 40. What do I win?
His cat must have been laying on his dick, because now my face is covered in hives
His mom finally got over her shame and smoked a bowl with us. Merry Christmas to all aka me.
Idk dude I just feel kinda weird masturbating in my Obama Biden 2008 shirt...
I paper cut my nipple reading mail topless
I just saw a raccoon get launched out of a tree by another raccoon. They have turf wars...
You date? I thought you just hooked up with your TAs
He passed out in my car.
What's the problem?
HE'S STILL IN MY FUCKING CAR.
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