i may not always bang 16 year olds but when i do, i prefer hot ones
I'm going to shit on something weird... I can't wait
My text messages all automatically add Zs on them cause of your skank ass messages you send me
i cant be the least bit upset about his new gf cause all i think is that she has to put things in his ass
I lost of the blow last night. Found it later in my bag labeled Fairy Dust.
I went up to get a drink from the hotel room. And ended up getting arrested in the lobby. Spring break has not been forgiving this year.
The problem with that is that my car has been stolen
Yeah i'd say someone being in the room while you're doing someone makes them eligible for fb friendship
Made out with a mannequin all morning in cpr training, so im ready to party
Dude, half of south Mississippi has seen my taint. I'm not worried.
Serious concern: will TSA confiscate my bondage rope?
final thoughts: i just want someone into choking me out, weed and anime
We were so amazed while watching mission impossible ghost protocol last night we didn't even have sex
i had to win in rock paper scissors, get called a fat whore, and make two dudes get in a fight so we could call next game on the table and you make zero cups. thanks asshole.
I wet willied a stranger last night didn’t I?
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