her nipple to breast ratio was just odd
I just spent an hour correcting all the grammar and spelling of all the 2pac songs on my ipod
so the guy who showed me the apt today is now texting me and asking me out for drinks...he's at least 20 yrs oldr than me and highlights his hair, but part of me is wondering how low i can talk him down in rent during sex? wrong?
just saw a guy try to order booze in his coffee at 8 am.
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Spent 200 bucks on a stripper for a good night hug. I give up.
Jameson and I invented street rugby last night. Yeah
All I remember is passing out with an umbrella over my head and waking up screaming bad luck for seven years
FYI your bra is now hanging in the hallway as a trophy.
the fact that i came three times was completely negated by the fact that he high-fived himself after.
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oh I'm washing fake blood out of my bra.
I NEED to hang out with you more
THEY'RE TEXTING LIKE MIDDLE AGED SOCCER MOMS WHAT DO I DO
Hot date tonight for the first time in months and I just cut my dick shaving. PRAY FOR ME.
Tbh you just need to fuck it out like I don't know another solution
I hate that I still want him to look at me as the vagina that got away.
I have to close one eye, because I don't wanna see two movies, I only want to see one.
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