she was bad bro. like...id rather put my dick in a blender. twice.
how soon is too soon to introduce handcuffs into a relationship?
Found a left over fake Olympic medal from our party last weekend. Awarded it to a random girl in the bar last night. Its the only thing she was wearing this morning when she woke up at my place.
dude she was so drunk she thought Jim Joyce made the right call
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he convinced me that i wont have to do the walk of shame bc he has to go to jail in the morning
And our DD is passed out in the bathtub with the curtain closed. What happened tonight
We sent off fireworks off in the taco bell drive through. They're taking it way too seriously.
You're like the Mr. T of my A-team, only less gold jewelry and more pitying of fools.
That's the nicest thing anyone has said to me all day.
I mean there are things broken right and left, I woke up surrounded by dog statues, and we had a vodka bubble bath.
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you walked in, put on rap music and started chugging vodka
I'm not gonna lie, my internet creeping skills scare me. I'm like Liam Neeson in Taken
I went down on her on the dining room table. That should count for something.
Does it get any better than dating a guy with a vasectomy? The answer is NO. No it does not
He's perfect in every other way. Is buying him a cockring too forward or just honest?
The lady at the front desk wished you a happy hangover.
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