Fair warning.. porn on your laptop when you turn it on.. seemed like a wonderful idea last night.. until it died
just found my diary from when i was 14. i demand a drinking game of this.
It was going well until he told me about the 7k he made in college to be in a gay porn
Come outside. The vendor wants to go out strong tonight! Russian hooker interviews. Don't ask. We leave in 3 minutes.
I have a question: does pizza dipped in chili sound good or am I just really high?
Sitting in the library studying = googling how to get laid in the library.
When did our fuck buddy relationship, turn into me babysitting his dog?
well, I was going to forgive her anyway but not because shes my best friend and moreso because shes my drug dealer
Do to my newly discovered condition I'm having to resort to emergency beat sessions to avoid the temptation to text girls I know are easy slams.
Yup. Dog walker, house sitter and mistress to the rich, bored and bi-curious. I've got a nice little operation running.
I'm more worried that you thought licking a pole on Bourbon street would turn me on
Today is going to be a great day. He just brought me a donut on his dick... It's Sticky Dick Donut Day!!!
Man I sound like a slutty Mormon
ok but bondage is pretty much my easy mode
Our house drank 90 beers yesterday afternoon before 8pm so add that to the list
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