i learned a valuable lesson last night. sometimes nice girls finish first. twice.
He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
A girl limped into my class 15 minutes late wearing sunglasses, leggings, and a kiss me im irish shirt. She sat down and took her glasses off and im pretty sure she only had one eye's makeup still on. Someone had a great st pattys day.
Didn't I tell you I have developed a shameless theory about farting anywhere and everywhere? I'm too pretty so no one suspects me.
Dude, seduce him with cookies. You almost turned me gay with scones. Don't be surprised when they get you laid.
I mean thanks for the bj but i wanna forget everything that happened last night between 11 and 5
So it turns out that my mom and her dad used to hook up when they were our age
Never been so glad that I look so much like my dad that there's no question as to my paternity
I walked around with red solo cups on my feet, weeds tied around my neck and a tree in my hand
We found you wrapped up in a tarp in the garage the next morning, thats how real shit got.
i refuse to give everyone the satisfaction of seeing the results of my acting on my thoughts
I was less embarrassed asking him to torrent the teen mom's porn. I'm not gonna ask him to about season 4 of PLL.
BTW car sex works all the muscle groups. Just sayin. Legs/butt are sore as are arms, back and core.
If dispatch calls for us tell them I'm having a significant emotional event in the restroom
It's alright. I'm just trying to make her realize you're not good enough for her.
I’m never getting home or fucked or eating hot Taco Bell fml
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