I forgot to tell you. I'm at a porno shoot today.
its not facebook stalking, its market reasearch
Took her home last night and it was like trying to put an oyster in a slot machine. I may have drank a little too much.
Her husband keeps getting drunk and making out with me. Good news is I found the strep carrier. Bad news is have strep again.
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...that's why he's not doing anything with his life except breeding geckos
There's an official council for his ex boyfriends. They told me they 'look forward to the day I join them'.
Quick question, how many times can you get chlamydia before your vagina just gives up and falls off?
My sister was borrowing my phone when the sext came through. She just said "wow. He's got a nice dick!" Then went on like nothing happened. Outed by a dick pic and its no big deal. Best sister ever.
Yea I've gotten enough hickeys in my life to know what I'd look like with a neck tattoo. I think I'm getting a neck tattoo.
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Drunk enough that you donated $50 to taco bell, because they serve a great purpose.
I figure even if it starts out as just sex I can bang him into loving me
The only rule I'm making for myself tonight is to not drink out of the sink at the bar.
he just cleaned his wound with pinnacle whipped
You thought her boot was a stray dog in your house..
He may not be good for my soul but he’s great for my vagina!
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