We're like two naked peas in a sex pod.
sitting in room practicing taking shots. has my life come to this?
did i paint my nails blue or do i need to make a trip to the ER?
I really need to stop drunk texting. My one night stand just agreed to go roller skating.
Listen man this isn't about soccer. It's about America and day drinking... Your two favorite things now get your ass over here
I gotta find new tactics tho. There's just so many tied up dicks one can look at before part of your soul dies.
They're tearing apart the house I lost my virginity in:(
I don't know what that means. But if you take off your pants, you'll probably get arrested.
Eight drinks in. Subject is fondling chips before eating them. Intoxicated texting has expanded from best friend to random guy I met in FBLA.
the other day i was so high i found pages and pages of pictures of HD hamburgers and patriotic music. bong rips for merica.
Yeah play it cool maybe put in a kissy face though let him know you're giving an invitation for his dick
11:30 you texted me saying he was on his way. 11:37 you said, "Oh my God that was terrible."
She woke up next me in bed and told me to stop driving so fast.
YOU UNCULTURED BADGER
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