I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
i really wish facebook had an app for when you are looking at a chick's photo album, you could just skip to the ones where she and/or her friends are dressed like skanks
As long as they suck a good dick I don't care what fruit they have and where they have it
thanks for not screaming that I'm pregnant when that guy was giving me his number.
shes still asleep dad put a lobster in her bathroom
searching my car for your cum before I have to give my grandma a ride to the airport. Thanks for this
Just signed my boyfriend up on a dating website so I could officially have a reason to leave him for my hot neighbor.
OK am i seriously the only one who thinks Cocaine Tuesdays is a bad idea?
You just wrote a check for drugs...pretty sure you don't have cash for beer..
Sometimes I feel like I should become a beautician purely for my ability to shave pretty shapes into my pubic hair.
I woke up sick this morning, maybe sucking a random dudes finger at a bar last night wasn't that clean of an idea.....
Her alarm in the morning was Best Day Ever from Spongebob. I'm have lots of conflicting feelings right now...
just reached the point where my breast implants paid from themselves in free drinks.
So you're mad that I let you go home with the guy with soft hands but yet you can't understand that I was just trying to help you
Just saw the pics from the bachelor party. When the hell did we go to southie. And why was there a chicken in the limo..? You guys really are my best friends.
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