I need to stop coming to work sober
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
Just found out that wake n bake is not one of the 7 habits of highly effective people..
I was giving him head and when I deep throated him he screamed out "Ohh, top ten!"
He snuck into my grandmothers house, broke her lamp, fucked me, then had breakfast with us the next morning. I am an awful granddaughter.
You haven't had the true md experience until you've had your crotch grabbed by a drunk stripper with a snaggle tooth in front of your coworkers.
She sucks enough dick that I could make her mouth a legitimate Yelp location.
its just been over 12 hours, and i`m dying, don`t know how i`m supposed to survive the holidays sexless
I know. It was just so disappointing. I almost made it. And now the "when's the last time you peed your pants" clock has restarted. Lol
That was the second worst thing to happen to my asshole.
I love that you'd blow off your high school reunion to get shit faced in an aquarium with us
Um. We all know how I feel about sea life
I feel like my liver should be on crutches right now
Apparently I was so drunk last night I got stuck in the revolving door at the hotel. They have suveliance vidoes of it.
Idk what's happening right now but im wearing a tutu and pissed as fuck.
I can see. My condolences to your vagina.
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