Boner jamz table deep. plus bar deep. wiing waing.
you're like a bully in the Christmas story
me and ur bf were arguing about whether coke was vegan. i really hope it's vegan
Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
on of the only things i remember was the security guard told me i was too drunk for laser tag.
well tonys high enough to be moving from spot to spot around the kitchen shooting tortellini into a boiling pot and yelling "KING JAMES" whether he makes or misses it.
Tomorrow morning i will black in to find a christmas tree in my room that i dont remember how i got. I love college
Oh you know, we just bobbed for apples in a bucket full of jungle juice. So, a casual Tuesday night.
Hey have you ever thought about fishing cause I'd like to go fishing but don't know anyone that fishes and I'm gonna cry because. FISHING
Don't matter if she's straight, I'll get her. I'm not called The Transformer for nothing
We had sex and I never took my mets hat off... I feel like Duda knows and approves.
He offered to dress his dick up as Charlie Chaplin to cheer me up.
Keep him.
His exact words: "I don't have anything you can't treat with antibiotics."
You know its a good morning when you wake up with blonde hair extensions in your pocket. . .
If you really hate him do what I do: give him an amazing night of unforgettable sex then dump him. You’ll ruin sex for him because new girls won’t compare
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