I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
I have discovered something important. The trick to making food taste better is not always 'more hot sauce'.
You cheat on me once, shame on me. You cheat on me with a white girl, it's fucking over
Soo I got blood taken today and when the doctor came back with the results she said "you aren't sick but the tests show that you are currently drunk..."
my vagina has been out of service for wayy too long... this semester needs to start like right now
you were standing in two feet of water, screaming at people walking by to "call river rescue".
She called all of my friends to find out where I was last night. 7 out of ten said their place.
I'm not a home wrecker but if one more married man with a yacht asks me to go scuba diving I'm NOT saying no
Idk every story shes told me thats started with "back when i was a lesbian" has been my new favorite story
so gross sitting on a warm chair at a restaurant..you just know a fat person was sitting there shoveling food into their face for hours.
Here is a brilliant idea passed on from men who have that same regret. WEAR A FUCKING CONDOM ALWAYS.
Update. A gay dude just told me I'm the most beautiful thing with a vagina he as ever seen. How should I feel about this?
Well, he was my lawyer and now we get drunk and hook up.
That explains the way he looks at you.
About to wash down a xan with an iced pumpkin spiced latte from starbs and I feel like I've never lived up to my stereotype so much at one time
He fucked the hangover right out of me. That good.
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