Well apparently he's into motor boating.
worst experience of my life. her nipples were sick. kinda like a venn diagram
TXT her NOW! The phone is actually IN her Va-Jay-Jay!!
I held a cracker & gaterade down for an hour. I feel like this will be my greatest accomplishment of the day.
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The best part of my day was getting high in the parking lot of the movie theater and taking pics in the photo booth with the caption "CONGRATULATIONS!" we geeked out because it congratulated us for getting high
I just wish I could congratulate your tits on how much I love seeing them
this is terrible I feel like i'm trapped in a cage with a wild republican
It's like past high you was looking out for future high you by rolling that joint and leaving it in your coat pocket. What a Halloween miracle
I don't know what weirder, the fact that I flat out said "I thought I deleted you from facebook" or that she responded with "I just hacked your account and readded myself". Never thought I'd say this but I wish drunk me would stop making friends!
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He stood me up.
I'm no sure if I should be pissed or proud that he finally grew a backbone.
I just literally had a dance party in my closet. I've never been this blazed.
I'm good. We walked you back to my apartment and you demanded to eat the sandwich I made for him
My date bailed but I got to take a nap so I'm cool with it.
I have a 30 minute video visit blind date tonight with a guy in prison. And it's costing me $9. ROCK... BOTTOM...
He's on the porch naked. Help.
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