when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
i was focused on more important things... like standing, and not spilling my beer
she insisted i was the anonymous guy on formspring that kept asking to bang her
Clearly I went along with it
i cant belive i got a ticket! i know what his dick tastes like!
it got awkward when the only couple not hooking up was just watching..
Just used the leftover candycorn for candycorn vodka. Our house is trying to continue the Halloween spirit for as long as possible.
A guy at one of our big accounts just said you probably dont remember meeting me saturday night ps you were right about those two girls being lesbian
I want what they have, but in the meantime I have a whole bottle of rum to which I'm quite devoted
No. I heard a cover of "my heart will go on". This is not sanity.
Well just watched a guy puke in a trash can then proceed to pick pizza outta said trash can and eat it
I refuse to answer that question on the grounds that it may incriminate me
the girl next to me was drawing sonic the hedgehog on her exam what the fuck
godspeed
We had sex and then ordered pizza after. This relationship is looking good so far.
is 250 jello shots considered an open container?
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