Its where this guy sticks a jar up his ass. Be prepared to be suspended between vomiting and cheering.
i popped this huge zit on her back while she was blowing me. it was like a disgusting metaphor for what happened 30 seconds later.
i have a bunch of little boys around me trying to hit on me
dont be selfish, show some boob
we boned then he told me that he had a thing for my gay roommate. worst night ever
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Just did a line with lance bass. Only in NY
WHY AM I ALWAYS THE GAY FRIEND?!?!
Ok, was I really fucked up or was there a chick from Norway in the ice cream shop teaching us Norwegian last night?
OH MY GOD I CAN'T WAIT TO BONE YOUR EX BOYFRIEND. HOW AWKWARD IS THIS?
The woman in the hospital bed next to me just got diagnosed with flea bites on her vag.
Whaaaaaat? No way.
Now a discussion of pigs vs. dog as carrier.
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Just made a jeopardy bj game. Every question has 10-50 seconds on it and if he's right that's how many he gets.
If we can only get laid once in a blue moon, apparently this will be our month.
Come through the front door when you get here.
Right now I'm so wasted I can't determine whats a door and a window.
I just walked past a guy banging a chick in the back of his car.
whatever bro. i had ice cream and whiskey for breakfast and its noon. this is the second worst christmas ever.
The only food I have to eat is weed gummies and magic mushrooms... This is peak 34
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