i just assumed he broke up with her because she wasn't a freshman anymore
I just saw him at the bookstore and all I could think about was him licking your ass
He kept surfacing with a delighted look on his face, guessing different types of food to try to figure out what makes my pussy taste so good.
Totalylr drunk. Coveredc in cryola marker. Loving it. Straight men everywhere. Don't be surprises when I'm pregbat romorrowwwww
what part of 'taking a night off' includes MDMA in your world?
I didn't cheat on him. He just hasn't been informed of the open part of our relationship.
I really gotta be careful. My email inbox is equal parts notifications from instructors and this dude's dick. If I get drunk and reply to the wrong thing I might get kicked out of grad school.
You text him a porn site address and said GOODBYE ... I think he got the hint
I'm not drunk because I think my blood just is alcohol from last night so being drunk is sober. If that makes sense
He just showed up. He's like 5'8 and brought a beer pong table that has " I love gay boys" on it. How could this go wrong
Got stuck at my fwb place for three days because I decided sex was more important than my safety in the weather. Worth it.
I'm out of prison. Wanna start a band?
Certain restrictions may apply. Common side effects of sex with me include unbridled joy, a healthy glow, soreness and the inability to walk for short to long amounts of time. If any of these side effects occur please consult your physician, so he/she can prescribe me a "high-five".
I will fuck anyone who brings me mcdonalds right now
the bucket list is making me question my morals...and sexuality
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