im pretty sure there are laws against slapping prostitutes
i'm pretty sure there are laws against prostitutes.
I cant help but queef when the male extremity enters
What is a male extremity?
i didnt realize it was that long since you've had sex
i just learned how to squirt via google. life is good.
Nothing makes my dick softer than hot girls in rain boots.
i think it was just a coincidence but she literally vomited the second she saw my penis.
I'm way too horny to be at work right now. I think it might be legally irresponsible to leave me alone with cucumbers.
I just realized that I'm gonna have to lower my standards if I want random head.
Like I said I'm looking on the bright side. The bright side just happens to be filled with penis attached to hot marines
Wondering when "babysitting" formed into "sleeping on the couch for five hours nursing a hangover and giving the kids Nyquil."
On a scale of your daily life to smuggling crack into the DR, how illegal is it?
What can i say, i'm an artist. I think deep thoughts. In between the homoerotica and pterodactyl noises
It's like a booty call, except its for tacos...and you're my brother.
I accidentally kneed him in the balls while trying to straddle him so we ended up spending the night watching ffm porn online
Gotta get dat. Gotta get dat. Gotta get dat dat dat dat dat ~uterus contraction~
Let the record show that I hate your ass.
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