I just want to know how you cleaned her puke off the twister mat with no gloves. And didn't throw up
I mean I'm basically single. Or maybe just an asshole. Either way.
You told the cops that they couldn't arrest you because they weren't hot enough to fuck
if you could put a roof over IU campus it would be the biggest whorehouse in the nation
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Did I crawl through the hotel lobby all the way to our room?
Since when do you have sex with people you have feelings for?
Dude you don't understand. I genuinely felt his soul's penis in my soul's vagina.
it's not like this is the first time she's brought a guy home and I'm the one who hooks up with him
I just really need to get the matching flask to go with my pill box. Is this another step towards rock bottom?
Hit a new low. I'm FB stalking him while he is lying in bed sleeping naked next to me. He fell asleep with FB still open and unlocked on his iPad.
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are you fucking roseanne barr in there?
Sara can't come to the phone right now. She's currently having an in-depth conversation with a flower pot.
Dude on a beach in sicily and a blonde jesus just smoked us out and then tried to makeout with me I am never leaving this place
I'd like to thank Vicodin for getting me through family thanksgiving once again.
The amount of illegal things I've done this weekend is astounding.
you were shouting "me peeing on him is the closest he'll EVER get to my vagina!"
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