She said she could kiss it, just not put it in her mouth. Because that would be cheating..
Fuck that. I'm not afraid to die. I'll prove you can survive on a bagel bites and rum diet.
I worked hard to give you that boner. No one else should get to enjoy it!
I disagree, if your last name is Weiner then the sending of dick pics should be mandatory. I'd give him a pass.
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who is the naked dude on the coffee table
thats jeff, jeff is nice so don't be rude
World Cup Drinking Game: Take a shot every time they call a foul for something we don't understand. Gotta risk it to get the biscuit.
I just pawned the ring from my ex boyfriend to replace the ring I lost from my current boyfriend. #thanks
I should not be able to sum up my life with a taco brand motto...
Ah, Christ. I just saw a D lister I made out with once on a Rock Of Love rerun. Why are you asleep right now? Some weird shit is happening.
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when you wake up naked in a bed with glowsticks, a rolled ankle, a hangover, and a condom; alone. you wonder shit
so my dads pretending to use the snow blower and theres absolutley no snow one the ground.... someone should really lock our liqour cabinet
Why are there 17 orders of shrimp lo mein in the bathtub?
If you fuck her..... You will be in great danger. Like in so much danger it would be like walking into a pit of crocodiles who haven't eaten and you also just stole their baby.
I can handle him. I'm made of spite and hot wings.
Question: the touchscreen on my phone randomly quit working, do you think this could be a latent reaction from me peeing on my phone last weekend?
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