That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
I just peed on my pajamas. Its gonna be a long night. Don't forget the cookies.
Holy mother of cocks. I was grind-with-my-boss drunk last night.
it's kinda bad that we're already planning travel arrangements to his funeral
Started with us just having a beer. Now Ivan lit a torch to walk to the store, Ben smashed a 26 in the parking lot, and they're throwing broken shot glasses. Fratio Friday is something.
Sorry I never got back to you, I ended up at a party with pot ice cream, pot apple cider, and hash vegetable oil.
i'm gonna fuck his crew, i'm gonna wax my asshole. i'm gonna make them all cry tears of sex joy then move to colorado.
I know it's early but when you wake up can you please validate my life and tell me I'm not just a drunk idiot.
Just smokin in the creek with some deer, they like the smoke, I know.
Denial and avoidance are my survival strategies for 2013.
Denial, avoidance and beer.
Did your surprise acid trip turn out well?
So I got drunk last night and attempted to shave a landing strip on my vag. I now have a 8 lane highway on my crotch now. Just looks like a random ass square.
In other news I think my vagina is sunburnt
We damn well better have a snow day tomorrow. We just broke out the rum.
Hey bring in backup. its going to take a lot more beer than we think to fill up the water bed...
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