so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
So does your leg always twitch violently when someone plays with your clitoris? Or has my ten years of piano playing finally paid off?
God, you're like boner-b-gone
He kept dropping hints about giving me crabs. Like he called my pubes a nest and said he "hoped there weren't any eggs in there."
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I'm gonna do some tripping... In the direction of balls
He never broke character while fucking me on the neighbor's lawn. I give him a 10 for his dedication to the British accent.
we got kicked out of her coke dealer's house when we wouldn't stop quoting "a league of their own"
Stoned in some guys basement listening to ELO. it's like its 1978.
You're asking your pregnant booty call to go to a funeral with you?
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That's not as bad as watching a dumb ass drunk peeing into your window fan -
sooo trippy being back in town after 5 years. if you had asked me in high school who would be future coke heads, i would have been way off
You don't understand. My ass is the color of eggplant.
There's a kid in the back of the class drinking out of a flask. Like what is going on?
NOW HE'S DRINKING OUT OF A HANDLE. WHO IS THIS KID?
It's been two whole weeks and I haven't missed a single class. I deserve 69 blunts.
My liver can't handle being unemployed!