Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
I either date the nice guys or the assholes. There isn't any in between.
You need to find a taint.
I feel like sober is me a distant relative that I only see on christmas..
I don't know whether I should be pissed that there's glitter in my bed or proud that there's semen in there too.
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she asked me if i can do her a favor, came over, and gave me head then left. i still dont understand how that was a favor for her.
There will be two dogs there to provide supervision. Not to worry.
Spending my graduation money on an abortion. Welcome to the real world.
they're both probably 7 inches? or 8? I'm shoving a ruler in my mouth trying to figure it out
My pussy is making all kinds of justifications that my mind would have no patience for if it was still in charge
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How dare you. Idk what you called me, and neither does google translate, but you better take it back.
I'll be there soon. I expect Advil and a bucket of kittens when I arrive.
you walked in on him eating me out and screamed SHE'LL BREAK YOUR HEART BRO before body slamming on the ground and passing out on the floor
hey now, it was 6 bucks for 5 shots. you would have lost your panties too.
When I was hooking up with this guy last night all I could think about was if we were in Game of Thrones... I need to stop doing drugs
I don't understand why you're so excited, it's my vagina not yours.