Enough with studying for finals. Time to put that my little pony coloring book to use.
Dude she has a fucking rock collection. Never will I ever talk to her again.
we sixty- nined on a tennis court.. not even drunk. you say insane. i say creative genius.
Stoned ambition #8. Must learn sign language.
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Yeah. I stopped her before she flashed the guy for a free slice of pizza. She called me a gentleman and then before I knew it she was in my bed.
Her mom offered to give me a lap dance. I was a guest, I couldn't say no.
I just had a dream that I was pulling you around downtown on a sled, from bar to bar. Dear lord if we start that there's no hope for us
It's surprise blowjob week. You should be excited.
I love that your nipples always taste like clean laundry.
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we're going to the olympic park to run the 100m yeaaaahhh
it's 3am. Nothing could possibly go wrong here.
Instead of a fine and a few hours in jail he chose to get tasered, break his neck and shit his pants
btw my frat has a search out for you. the "girl who threw up in the middle of the party" but it was on some fat girls. so thank you.
You should have just fucked me in the bathroom when you had a chance!
We're on our way. We couldn't find our clothes this morning, so we're driving your car half naked. You owe me a cigarette.
you should come have a drink with me (non alcoholic or otherwise) im at the same bar as your sister and a few guys that would apparently "lick your butthole"-congratulations
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