yeah it was kind of like, i'm 27 and still live in a frat house.. you honestly expect me to have "moral fiber" and a "conscience"
just saw the guy i hooked up with last nights' face on a billboard. win.
I made my rape whistle into a roach clip device. FRESHMAN YEAR!
It's only 11:30 and she's already making friends with the homeless...
I can feel his 12 year old sister"s eyes barreling into my soul everytime I'm at there house..some how she knows I'm cheating on her brother or she's mad cause I stole her shirt.
There are very few times i will succumb to laying naked on my bathroom floor. But lastnight is a resonable enough cause.
July fourth my place, drunken bubble slip n slide. Yes this is happening and yes I am 31
on a brighter note, the cop thought i could kick adams ass if it came down to that and said he had $20 on me if it ever happens
You know its going to be a good day when you have to brush your teeth out of a cup in your room using the vodka and water mixture in your fridge because you're locked out of your restroom
I'd tell u there's strippers to make you get here faster, but that would be a blatant lie... There's strippers here.
I hope you get your threesome on vday. I'll probably get flowers and a candlelit dinner. trade you. I wish this guy was more of a slut and had less of a heart. I would like 2 dicks please fuck your flowers!
Made a pinky promise to a lesbian on crack in WeHo. No one knows what I promised
Your liver needs more exercise - we start training tonight.
Turns out that fresh outta jail dick is quite something.
Just got high with dad
Correction: more high. He's sharing gummy bears with me.
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