Third unemployed latin in my bed this week. I'm on a roll
She threw up everywhere and is crying about a fictional character who died on Grey's Anatomy
she ate the whole pudding cup using only her tongue. i'm considering going lesbian for her
I've reached the slutty point of no return. And it feels like multiple orgasms and coke lines
Can you explain to me later why there's a pirate hat in my bathtub
So did u puke in his bathroom or all over his Olympic medals? Please say medals...
I'm going to write a horror movie. It's going to be called "Fat People on a Squeaky Bed" and it's going to feature me laying in bed last night listening to my overweight roommate and her fat boyfriend tossing and turning all night
The cop that got shot in the dick is here, let the entertainment begin.
I shouldn't be drunk at 3 pm but alas, here we are...
That's a really terrible idea.
Awesome I'm gonna do it then, thanks for the input
Chipotle farts are not good for seducing boys.
She made me undress her with my teeth...explains the button in my shit this morning...
Keep two things coming: nudes and puppy pictures
Omg. I meet up with you guys with bodily fluids on my chin ONE time and suddenly I'm a whore.
Officially not baby mama #3. Celebration is in order.
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